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The Clock's Dement
02:36
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Friar's Ire
02:37
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Lethargic Rampage
02:19
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No Teeth and a Lazy Eye
01:54
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The Attic
02:30
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Fo Dozen Cookies
01:51
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Have you ever heard of the creaming method?
no son, you burn the cookies, I give you A for effort.
now I'm going to inform you, pre-warm your
oven to 375 degrees, hell yes!
Pick up a cup of butter, and drop in that butter.
measure two cups of sugar, and drop in that sugar.
a cup of white, another brown, gets you props in this town,
but don't be pulling that (what!?) while I'm around.
Four dozen cookies, four dozen cookies y'all
four dozen cookies, i say four dozen cookies ya'll
X4
Yo! creaming method, you mix it with a spoon
stir it up, until it all smooth
and soon you be needin' your eggs, so grab a pair
no son, not those raisins in your underwear!
damn, wash your hands, and understand,
you whisk it with a quarter cap vanilla
it's killer, for real, now drop that in your butter feller,
mix it together while i drop it into acapella,
taste the dough but brother i gotta tell ya
if it'll stop your heart then it's got salmonella
Four dozen cookies, four dozen cookies y'all
four dozen cookies, i say four dozen cookies ya'll
X4
Add two and a half cups flour
tea spoon of salt another of soda and power
baking that is, and don't be faking
stir out the lumps in the dough that you're making
portion in clumps on the greased sheet you're baking
put it in the hour to cook
in ten minutes it'll be off the hook x2
I say
four dozen cookies, four dozen cookies y'all
four dozen cookies, i say four dozen cookies ya'll
X4
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